Sex Machine Stand

There are many ways to position your sex machine… it can be used on the bed, the floor, resting on various pieces of furniture, and propped or angled on any of these supports. If, however, you’re looking for the ultimate in positioning flexibility, consider a stand built specifically for your model.

My stands share the same basic design. An “H” shaped base and vertical form the foundation… these two pieces detach easily for shipping and storage. A model-specific cradle rides on the vertical, adjustable to positions every two inches from the floor up. Every machine/stand combination provides tremendous angling flexibility, either by swinging the cradle, by tilting the machine within the cradle, or using the capabilities of the machine itself.

With the addition of the Kong and Sampson machines — extremely powerful, long-stroking, heavy machines with larger motors — I’ve extended my stand line with a Super Duty Stand designed specifically for these two models. If your machine is a Kong or Sampson, or you are ordering one of these machines, please select the Super Duty Stand to best meet your needs.

These stands are constructed entirely of welded steel, and powdercoated in gloss black for extreme durability. Are they strong? Before finishing, I test each one… by standing on the outside edge of the cradle and hopping up and down a bit. Not usually in the highly dramatic pose at left, though 😉 Is this much strength necessary? Absolutely! Not because the stand might collapse (it’s far too strong for that), but because any flex will show up in use as the machine does its job.